So I wrote this / by vanessa

The moment you find out you're pregnant, you voraciously devour information regarding your own health and that of the developing thing (just kidding, little one!) inside of you. There is no shortage of guidelines, lists, forums, and horror films who exist solely to scare the bejesus out of help you. I wrote this and it was published on McSweeney's.

Congratulations! You're pregnant. Helpful tips for your magical journey.