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BULK ORDERS
If you are a yoga studio owner and want to purchase in bulk, email us. Also, thank you.

SIZING
Order size SMALL if you could stand to eat a few sandwiches.  They’re little.

WOMEN’S T-SHIRT $22 Don’t get your hopes up. I was drunk. And bored.

WOMEN’S T-SHIRT $22 Achoo! I’m allergic to your dogma.

WOMEN’S T-SHIRT $22 Your third eye needs a contact lens.

WOMEN’S T-SHIRT $22 Fuck positivity.

WOMEN’S T-SHIRT $22 Has anyone seen my yoga mat? (Jesus)

MEN’S T-SHIRT $22 Has anyone seen my yoga mat? (Jesus)

MEN’S T-SHIRT $22 Your third eye needs a contact lens. *Note: No XL in Warm Grey. XL in Indigo still available.

STICKERS 5 for $5 Assorted pack, including: Your third eye needs a contact lens.