I usually respond to comments in the Comments section under a post. Or I delete them. But sometimes they warrant front page attention. In response to my post yesterday, I got this:
Anonymous said: I *hate* children? Wow. You are not the change I want to see in this world.
Oh yeah, Anonymous? I challenge you to a duel!
So yeah, I hate babies. Just like I hate puppy dogs and cupcakes. And you know what else really chaps my hide? Cures for cancer. Oh boy, I really hate cures for cancer.
Look -- no one hates babies or children, people. And in case it wasn't equally as obvious, no one hates little people either. Settle down.
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Guess what? I'm going to the Pixies tonight. I'm told that Weird Al will be there to sing I Bleed and Flea will be making an appearance. Since Flea and I go way back, I'm sure he'll be over the moon to see me.
But then I just got a facial so my skin is super greasy. I'm going to the Pixies with a face on which I could fry eggs. I feel like I would only say that in LA. I'm one of those now.