Brazil, Day 4: Fernando de Noronha
December 3, 2011Life changing events, which happened to me yesterday:
1. I bought a Brazilian bikini. The reasons are P2C2E, but suffice to say I am now going to kill myself. Which is strange, because…
2. I spent most of the day trying not to die. Partial list of items not working on the vehicle I have rented:
* Seatbelts
* Speedometer
* Brakes
I could go on to describe the hole in the floorboard through which I could see the earth, or discuss the absence of power steering, rendering what should be simple 3-point turns into expletive-laden, panicked 33-point turns, but what for, really?
3. I picked up hitchhikers, twice. The first guy begged to get out and walk after I drove ~30 meters. The second guy had a gold grill.
Just like from that Stephen King book where it comes to life but really it's evil.
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vanessa
I love you too. Especially when you say things like that.
*Also, as Brazilian bikinis go, this one’s pretty modest. (But it makes for a good story.)
vanessa I love you too. Especially when you say things like that.
*Also, as Brazilian bikinis go, this one’s pretty modest. (But it makes for a good story.)
you look amazing in a bikini and I love you!!