Q. Why was the policeman in bed?* / by vanessa

In college I used to buy Laffy Taffy every single day. They sold vanilla, my favorite, though occasionally I'd slum it with banana. Last night before teaching, I went in to the convenience store to get some gum. Right at the check out next to the Neccos and Spanish People they had mini Laffy Taffys (or is it Taffies?). I picked up a couple for old times' sake. It's my ritual to always read the jokes first. I'm telling you all of this only to say that a) kids are not funny, and b) they should call it Pun-ny Taffy.

* Because he was an undercover cop. See what I mean?