pluto, you've lost your status / by vanessa

I'd like to report that I believe I've emerged squarely from the jaws of despair.  Yes folks, you can bring out the sharp objects once again.   I'm not sure what caused it but I'll go ahead and blame the planets anyway.  Seriously - almost daily for like the last two weeks my iGoogle horoscope kept being all "Jupiter this" and "Jupiter that" and I don't know what the f**k Jupiter means, but it can't be good.  
And then today, despite still feeling unseasonably pissy, the most my little widget offered is that my "typically buoyant personality turns serious now..." -- no mention of anything remotely THIS solar system.  I'll take it.