Because some of my friends delight in my "dating" stories, I'll share this one: Tonight I stopped by the liquor store next to the yoga studio I teach at for some banana Laffy Taffy. The clerk struck up a conversation about the Perrier I had also purchased. I explained that no, it's not more nutritious than regular water (I'm guessing?) and yes, it tastes just like the flat stuff, except that maybe it's slightly more bitter. He thanked me for my business, and then -- as I'm sure he does with all his customers -- he asked me to come back and visit, "hopefully LATER TONIGHT."