How many consultants does it take to compromise? / by vanessa

For starters, congrats to my Asian friends, Candice and Culbert, who are making the world a smarter and cuter place w/ their progeny. I'm certain little Kelsey will be competing in spelling bees from her crib (or whatever newborns sleep in) in about a month. And despite them liking Dre better than me, (and being all vocal about it), I still wish them well. Which should be worth something for crissakes.

Next, once again, FB is the coolest/weirdest thing ever. How is it that you can like, keep up with people you haven't talked to since 9th grade?! It's neat and strange and all sorts of other stuff. Speaking of social networking, sort of, I went to delete my myspace account b/c I haven't been on it in forever and I couldn't figure out how. And I'm a smart girl, you know? It's like signing up for prescription pills on the Internet. Once they reel you in you can't shake 'em. I mean, that's what I hear anyway.

Okay, I should be working.