* Actual conversation in my head this morning (in response to Me asking Me why the scratch I've been so surly).
Me: You know, you have been kinda negative lately.
Me: You've been making fun of people.
Me: Yeah. I guess I have.
Me: Some people would say it's because you're unhappy with yourself.
Me: Brilliant, Freud.
Me: Crazy people talk to themselves.
Me: It's good I'm not thinking out loud... But I'm in my bedroom - I could think out loud and no one would hear!
Me: You'd still be crazy.
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