monthly archives: August 2009

Happy Birthday, CLu

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Anonymous: Don’t be a douchebag. *** Dear Legions of Fans, I hate to have to do this, but we need to set groundrules for posting comments. (Thanks, Anonymous, for ruining it for everyone.) I’ll keep it short and sweet. 1. … Continue reading

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This is for you, Mr.-A-Day-of-Poopy-Diapers-and-Vomit-Is-Better-Than-Your-Best-Day-Single:

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I like kids. A lot. Except on airplanes. They should hand out child-sized Ambien for kids under 4 before they board a plane — but that’s another blog. I like how kids see the good in stuff and I like … Continue reading

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It’s Not Right

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Dear Jason from Max and Jason, Still Up, You are hot. Your slides, that you’ve now worn two days in a row, are not. They are for girls. Please change them. Sincerely,Vanessa It is the virtues, not the faults…which constitute … Continue reading

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crooked rain

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Congratulations Tera and James! Zac is very handsome. I’m really looking forward to meeting him. *** For all intents and purposes I was on house arrest today. I neither laundered money nor bred pitbulls for dog fighting. My crime? I … Continue reading

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Between the cobwebs

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* Actual conversation in my head this morning (in response to Me asking Me why the scratch I’ve been so surly). Me: You know, you have been kinda negative lately.Me: Shit.Me: You’ve been making fun of people. Me: Yeah. I … Continue reading

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surly surly surly!

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I went to Portland last weekend. Actually, I went to a wedding in Mt. Hood at the super scary Timberline Lodge, where I pretty much owned Hav in shuffleboard. That’s right. Of all the things I could tell you about … Continue reading

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drink up baby, look at the stars

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John Hughes died. That sucks. You know how I know? Because I get my news from FB. And my iGoogle home page. *** I think I’m going to make t-shirts up: I Run To Purge My Shame. Last night I … Continue reading

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Happy Anniversary to me!

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I’ve hit the five year mark. It seems like just yesterday I wrote my first entry. Actually it doesn’t. Not at all. I’ve been writing for freakin’ ever. Since you were born. I started to count the posts but didn’t … Continue reading

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pulling hats out of rabbits

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I was flipping through Yoga Journal and this month’s recipes are for gluten-free stuff. Here’s what they’ve offered: Blueberry Millet Pancakes Chai Almond Cakes Yawn. If I were putting together gluten-free recipes for YJ?? Well, here’s what I’d feature: Nachos … Continue reading

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