monthly archives: May 2008
Why drinking at company events is never a good idea…
May 30, 2008… Because you say stupid sh*t like, “I never read email longer than two paragraphs” and “I swear I’m an executive-in-training (in reference to the two paragraph-thing).” I’m such a tool. It is the virtues, not the faults…which constitute one’s … Continue reading
Uncategorized | Leave a commentFile this one under "Weird, Lame Girl Traits"
May 29, 2008At the risk of betraying an embarrassing yet longstanding tradition in female culture, and exposing myself as an intellectually-begrudged yet card-carrying member, I’ll confess: I have girl and boy names picked out. No, I’m not expecting. I’m not even THINKING … Continue reading
Uncategorized | 2 CommentsMemorial Day 2008
May 26, 2008Some updates: 1. The consulting company I work for has been sold to an off-shore consulting company. That’s pretty big news. 2. I got my guitar back so now I can take up another hobby and then not have … Continue reading
Uncategorized | Leave a commentjust a girl from kent
May 19, 2008Ominous news at my company… we got a last minute email today stating that tomorrow night we have a mandatory, all-company meeting. Now, since we were all just together two weeks ago in Palm Springs, I’m thinking this is big … Continue reading
Uncategorized | 1 CommentAustin Peeps: Friday, May 30th at Casa de Luz 6:00 p.m.
May 16, 2008My awesome friend Leslie is hosting this: The Wellness Revolution is coming to Austin…and YOU can be a part of it!Attend an Opportunity and Wellness Seminar to find out how you can… Join a community of like minded people dedicated … Continue reading
Uncategorized | Leave a commentM C, Day 10
May 16, 2008This is it. Home stretch. Home 3 hours. I feel good, blah blah blah. I wish I had this big aha! to impart – a way to encourage others to try it themselves. I liked, I can see doing it … Continue reading
Uncategorized | Leave a commentM C, Day 9
May 15, 2008It’s the 9th day. That is all. Whaaaaaa??? That is NOT all. My manual is done and I am so happy about that. It is the virtues, not the faults…which constitute one’s true legacy. — Gandhi
master cleanse | Leave a commentM C, Day 8
May 14, 2008Homies, things are cookin’ here. No, I haven’t started eating solid foods yet, I just mean that I can see the end of the yoga manual tunnel. Thank God. Already I’m thinking, what’s next? Guitar lessons? Improv again? But no… … Continue reading
Uncategorized | 2 CommentsM C, Day 7
May 13, 2008In addition to losing my appetite, I’ve lost my will to write about not having an appetite. Mostly. I’m gonna kick this off w/ some non-cleanse stuff. If there are any single ladies (ages 38-45) out there, one of my … Continue reading
master cleanse | 1 CommentM C, Day 6
May 11, 2008Because you asked, here are the details of the cleanse: 6-12 glasses a day of: 2 tablespoons of organic Grade B maple syrup juice of ½ lemon 1/10 teaspoon of cayenne pepper 8 oz. of spring water Plus you do … Continue reading
master cleanse | Leave a commentMC Day 5
May 10, 2008I’m supposed to be at a Hanuman workshop right now, but I’m trying to finish my f**king manual. Yes, they gave us a one week extension, so yes, I should be done by now, but I’m not. So I’m neither … Continue reading
master cleanse | 1 CommentM C, Day 4
May 10, 2008Good news on the mostly-fasting front: it’s getting easier. To the point where it was already 3:00 and when I realized I was hungry. I told Christine, “Oh dude, I gotta go eat lunch.” Or drink it, as it were. … Continue reading
master cleanse | Leave a commentMC Day 3… or, how to cheat on a cleanse
May 9, 2008My friends, (I use the term loosely), thought it’d be funny to text me this evening while they’re all out at happy hour. “We’re eating cracked pepper french fries,” A-lo mocked. “Mmm, dill sauce,” Lo added. You guys suck. Actually, … Continue reading
master cleanse | Leave a commentM C, Day 2
May 8, 2008Yesterday can best be described as CRASH AND BURN. By 3 p.m. I pretty much wanted to pull out all of my own hair, follicle by follicle (and everyone’s around me just for being alive). I left the office in … Continue reading
master cleanse | 1 CommentM C, Day 1
May 6, 2008I thought it’d be kinda interesting to blog my way through a Master Cleanse. I expect to become fully crazy over the next 10 days. I tried this a few years ago and made it to Day 3 before I … Continue reading
master cleanse | Leave a commentSay something sad, Nelson
May 6, 2008This weekend the consulting firm I work for held our annual meeting in Palm Springs. Some of you may be tempted to write Palm Springs off as a sort of Florida for the West Coast: an AARP haven, tricky golf … Continue reading
Palm Springs | 1 Commentthe slider
May 1, 2008Leslie’s flying in tomorrow and we’re heading out to Palm Springs. She’s coming with me for my company’s annual meeting. Suckaaa! Then Joslyn and her boyfriend are coming in and staying here and on Sunday we’ll all be one big … Continue reading
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